When a place is always closed when you wanna go there, you start to develop some negative feelings towards it. Closed at 3 on a Thursday when all I want is a cheeky feed on my way home from work… The fuck is that about?
Anyway, today the stars aligned and I thought to come to Wiseguy Espresso and Schnitzel Bar in humble Albany Creek, Brisbane’s north side suburbia. I don’t know why these (wise)guys are shooting their business in the foot by closing at 3pm every day… These burgers stand toe to toe with some of the CBD’s elite.
I had the “Gangs of New York” burger, a formidable beast named after a formidable film (most of their burgers are named after gangster films). This monster was rocking double schnitzel, double cheese, pickles, smokey bacon, mustard, and aioli. Not a shred of salad in sight. This combination was a messy, delicious treat and was well worth waiting until I was free during their offensive opening hours.
I award this burger 4/5. I will be returning to try the “Raging Bull” next.
Satisfaction: Leo should have won an Oscar for this burger