Holy shit. In the 21st century you would think fucking up a burger with sides would be impossible. But Johnny Rockets certainly knows how to do it. The bun and lettuce was fresh and the chicken done well but I could’ve chosen KFC to go die at instead. The southern fried burger was also lacking adequate sauce to meat to bun ratio. The shit that topped it off was probably the onion rings and fries. It looked like someone had tried to shit in a basket.
Don’t be fooled by the fact that this place is in a nice area like The Emporium in The Valley. It’s overall a disappointing experience like that time I snorted coke and went on The Corkscrew at Sea World.
Satisfaction: Fuck Sea World.
1/5
Eat Shit // Embrace Death