Winner Winner

Fucking chicken heck mate! What a burger. Winner Winner in Paddington is the shit! It has to be the sauce on your bun, it’s the moist dark meat in your mouth, its the soft bun on your tongue, it’s the crinkle cut fries that slide down your throat and that warm afterglow you get after this meal. 

Winner Winner Chicken is a real gem amongst the snotty middle class no sock wearing, tucked in tee shirt plebs of the inner city suburbs. We’ll be back for sure! 

I got the Green Goddess Burger with spicy chicken thigh, onion rings, jack cheesr, aioli, and green godess sauce. The meat was tender as fuck. I haven’t had a thigh that juicy since Kylie Minogue and her hit Spinning Around. The sauce, meat, bun ratio was perfect and the fries were superb. Crunchy on the outside and soft in the middle! Pretty much how I like my cocktails. 
KFC can crack open a cold one with the boys McDonald’s or Hungry Jack’s and fuck off. 
5/5

Eat Shit // Embrace Death 

Schnitty Shit Yeah The Boys

As far as easy-to-eat burgers go, this wasn’t one of them. HOWEVER, it was worth the struggle of getting this in my gob.

A road trip up to the Sunny Coast to visit The Nines and a good friend of mine yesterday resulted in a generous hook up with this beauty. The ‘Durrty South’ is a whole chicken schnitty, slaw, and salad. My mate threw in some extra avocado and bacon cos he’s my boy, making this burg a big fucker.
Absolutely delicious. Would travel again.
5/5
Eat Shit // Embrace Death